You might be a redneck if...
... you wake up Thanksgiving Day and use a hair dryer to thaw your turkey.
Yes, yes... Thursday morning my mother found the 20 lb. turkey still frozen and used a hair dryer and multiple sink fulls of hot water to get the turkey ready. It only took 1 hour!! In her defense, she had put the turkey in the refridgerator four days prior... did I mention that the fridge was in the garage?
Anywayz, I had fun at home and was anxious to get back. I missed my BG family! :)
Things to smile about today:
:) picturing my mother, the turkey and the hair dryer
:) time with the Clelands
:) laughing with my roomie
Yes, yes... Thursday morning my mother found the 20 lb. turkey still frozen and used a hair dryer and multiple sink fulls of hot water to get the turkey ready. It only took 1 hour!! In her defense, she had put the turkey in the refridgerator four days prior... did I mention that the fridge was in the garage?
Anywayz, I had fun at home and was anxious to get back. I missed my BG family! :)
Things to smile about today:
:) picturing my mother, the turkey and the hair dryer
:) time with the Clelands
:) laughing with my roomie